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Calmly, the young pup then eased past Ms Swoffer’s dog and cats before making himself at home on a couch and attempting to snuggle in for the night.
“Then it looks at me with those huge brown eyes. It was so cute, but I didn’t touch it because you don’t with wild animals.”
Ms Swoffer called the SPCA.
“They were giggling away and I’m saying ‘I’m not drunk, I’m not lying’, there’s a seal in my house.”
The SPCA contacted the Department of Conservation, which was already looking for a seal reported hopping along Welcome Bay Rd.
Seal pup wanders into home and puts his flippers up - New Zealand Herald
This is quite possibly the best news story I’ve ever read. (h/t Tinsely)
This accidental extrovert was picked up at 6:30 this morning by my Very Important Boss and I’ve had a busy, schmooze-filled day ever since. I want nothing more than to get home and find out that a baby seal has broken into my house.